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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Vinland Saga but he has enemies?!
  If it was just the Willem Dafoe crash out and nothing else, this still would’ve easily been 4-star applicable. Absolute cinema.

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  John Wick: Chapter 2 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Porco Rosso 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  The pig had unmatched rizz

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  Harold and the Purple Crayon 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  Harold tried selling me fentanyl last week. It was purple and he wanted me to pay in crayon gripping.

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