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Insidious: The Red Door 2023
Probably not as good as its predecessors, but very fun to watch. I was also the director, producer, and editor for The Best Insidious, and its sequel, so I can never get enough of it.
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Asteroid City 2023
Mrs. Johansson just had me tucking my bonie into my waistband so much that I think the token asian Tampa Theater hired sitting next to me caught a glimpse at the one eyed dragon. This movie was full of things I couldn’t understand due to my neurodivergence, but I can appreciate the film aesthetic and the color theory behind the set making and cinematographic choices. The comedy was there at a few points, but I felt pretty lost at times. I’ll rewatch it when there’s not an audience of fanatics making dreamybull noises every 4 seconds.
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