Sebastien Balembois

Sebastien Balembois

Man it’s a hot one

Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • Alien
  • Uncut Gems
  • Blade Runner

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  • Saltburn

    ★½

  • Saw

    ★★

  • Dumb Money

    ★★★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    ★★★½

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★½

    No interesting characters and a boring plot had me checking how much time was left in this (unbelievably) 131 minute movie. Theres also a corny twist at the end, and a campy dance scene that seemed like it was tacked onto the film in order to end on a fun note. All of the points I give this one are for the cinematography. Unfortunately, I watched this on the plane on my phone so the experience was extra brutal.

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★

    Most of this movie made absolutely no sense yet its fans will tell you that it’s actually genius. The biggest offender is the ending where I simply cannot suspend my disbelief enough to even remotely believe what happens. Cary Elwes who is usually good, is bad here. Danny Glover’s character is super underdeveloped. Why were the daughter and child tied up if they did nothing wrong? Why was Adam kidnapped exactly? Too many other questions to list. I get this…

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  • Little Fires Everywhere

    Little Fires Everywhere

    ★★

    Everything in this is so melodramatic and manipulative in a way that reminds me of a soap opera. In addition, the characters continually make poor decisions to the point where there are virtually no likable characters in the entire show. I’ll admit, at first I was pulled in because I was wondering who set the fires, but even that came to a pretty disappointing conclusion. 

    The show thinks it’s being super progressive by exposing the way things are and I…

  • Primer

    Primer

    no thank you