Elle

Elle Pro

“Kurt Russell.” 
~Walt Disney

Favorite films

  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • They Live
  • Speed Racer
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

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  • Eephus

    ★★★★

  • Totally F***ed Up

    ★★★★½

  • Songs from the Second Floor

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • Eephus

    Eephus

    ★★★★

    When I was a kid, my parents threw me into Little League baseball in an attempt to find a sport that I would actually enjoy and/or succeed at. They pulled me out after one day because I refused to pay attention on the field; I was doing stuff like drawing shapes in the sand with my feet. My mom and dad were (rightfully) terrified that I’d take a line drive to the skull because I was distracted by an ice…

  • Totally F***ed Up

    Totally F***ed Up

    ★★★★½

    I wish I had known about Gregg Araki when I was a terrified closeted teenager. No matter how fucked it gets, we have each other.

    The editing in this is unreal. Can’t wait to check out the other two in the trilogy.

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    What makes a half-star movie? It should be something completely devoid of artistic merit, sure, but for me there’s something more. For me, a movie gets a half-star if I think that the world would be a better place if it didn’t exist. Most art, even bad art, makes the world a more interesting and vibrant place, but every so often something comes along that’s so plainly noxious that it loses all possible merit.

    On paper, “transgender cartel musical” is…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Starship Twofers. A fun time at the movies, even when Mark Ruffalo lays on the Trumpisms annoyingly thick. Robert Pattinson absolutely kills it. The man has the sauce!

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