Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Total slop. Look how they massacred my girl

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025 1

  My friends and I saw this for my birthday and it’s one of the best gifts I’ve ever been given.

  Always nice to get Tuned Up

Popular reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  It made ME smile! You might just Smile 2. 😀

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Nep-OH, BABY! That Depp girl’s got the sauce!

  Beautiful. What Eggers can do with a camera is so fucking cool and half the time it’s so subtle it just seems natural. He does camera tricks mostly without pointing at them. Very cool.

  When Willem Dafoe dies who is gonna say crazy shit with conviction like that in a period piece? Pedro Pascal? Gimme a FUCKIN break

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