Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013

  Added

  The way he drinks the water is implicitly the way he accesses the clit

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Titty Lady is incredibly John K. coded

Popular reviews

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  KillRoy Was Here 2022

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  "It's so shitty that Harvey Weinstein is holding Dogma hostage unless I pay him an exorbitant amount of money, anyway pay me 180 bucks to see my latest movie or fuck off"

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  Clerks III 2022

  ★½ Added

  Seeing the die-hard Smithheads out there calling this a lovely tribute to Clerks should probably realize that's not what this is. If this were a tribute to Clerks, specifically, it would be a documentary. The making-of featurette they played at the end of my theater's showing has as much enthusiasm from a breathless Smith as anything put into the movie. What this actually is, is a Smith making a tribute to himself.

  In real life, Smith created Clerks as a…