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The Fall Guy 2024
Two stars, both for the stunt people in this film; it's a sad truth stunt performers don't get enough credit for their hard work, and that should be remedied.
This film is a garbled train wreck. Silly and long-winded. Not even fun in a "oh well, let's turn our brains off" kind of way.
Of all the far-fetched things that are going on, the idea that you could at any time of day find the roads in Sydney clear enough…
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Glass Onion 2022
One of the worst films I've seen this year, possibly ever. If you love this film, you hate cinema. You hate the detective/murder mystery genre.
Right, details. The dialogue is appalling, just screed after screed of tedious, unearned exposition dump with characters spelling out in excruciating detail their whole friendship history, the past, their motives, whatever it needs.
Every single joke falls flat. Every single one. If you even smirked during this film seek out a medical professional, you almost…
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Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I'm baffled by the positive reviews for this fetid puddle of lukewarm bantha piss.
But I want to be charitable so first let's see what was good about it. Ewan McGregor back as Kenobi - he embodies the role and does the best with what he is given. Always good to see Jimmy Smits. Costumes are fine. Effects are cartoony but whatever.
And that's it, I think. Oh, and the opening scene with the young Jedi escaping during Order 66.…
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