Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shazam! Fury of the Gods 2023

  Watched 21 Mar 2023 1

  One of the worst films I’ve seen in recent history. At one point someone in front of me in the theater started scrolling their phone and I was more interested in watching that than what was on the big screen.

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  Remember Me 2010

  Watched 24 Mar 2022

  I don’t even know what to make of this film. It was actually mildly okay until the ending and I even knew about the end plot twist ahead of time. Yet that ending was somehow a million times worse to experience than merely reading about it. Who thought this was a good idea? Why did I subject myself to this? I wish my memory was like a web browser and I could clear the last hour of history. 😵‍💫

Popular reviews

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  Death Blog 2014

  Watched 04 Oct 2019 1

  0 stars

  
  Never have I so fervently wished for a movie to end! This film was equal parts mind-numbingly dull and frustrating. I can’t remember the last time I so disliked a protagonist for not only being a total limp noodle, but also for being an absolute narcissist. The actress spent the last third of the film doing a little Frankenstein walk everywhere as though that portrays mental exhaustion and anguish. Really it just came across as tedious and absurdly silly. It was a total relief when this movie ended and yet it angered me because the protagonist didn’t get her true comeuppance.

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★ Watched 25 May 2017 1

  Definitely an example of how hype and social media can ruin the surprise. I wish I'd seen this film its first weekend of release before all the Twitter spoilers and 98% on Rotten Tomatoes ads. 

  I went in knowing the general spoiler for the film, so that made the experience a little less surprising. Luckily, I didn't know everything in advance, so there were still some enjoyable surprises that had me yelling at the screen.

  I also felt like this…