This is how it feels when my TBI patients monologue at me for 17 minutes while I’m just trying to put their socks on
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Bad Influence 1990
Oh to be Rob Lowe, a slick-haired sociopath spying from a shadowy tower on his buddy getting his neck kissed
Yet another Spader/Lowe pairing that would’ve been executed way better if they were fucking, and the whole movie 45min shorter, however…
Rob Lowe and young boyish fluffy-haired James Spader in a bunny mask rob a burger bar at gunpoint
And of course, they take turns delivering one another the line “You know, you make a very funny face when you cum.”
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White Palace 1990
30yo James Spader, in usual fashion, grabs a half-eaten sandwich from under the bed during sex
Susan Sarandon brings a glorious gentle femdom vibe
also whose faces are on the vest of the server at the party that his mom bumps into? that guy’s outfit was 🤯🗿
Followup thoughts:
I appreciate the gender spin on the May-December romance, with Spader as the floofy-haired young thing being sexually initiated in a sense by an older dominant woman. Though the drunken blowjob scene didn’t age perfectly into the 2020s.
Sad heartbreak car wash montage
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