Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  what do you call a group that does nothing? congress

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  Picture This 2025

  ★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  why is going viral the predominant deus ex machina of our time

Popular reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  Genuinely a shockingly okay script considering the source material but I fear the wardrobe/wig really threw off the vibes for me
  In fact the wardrobe was so bad that I briefly considered whether domestic violence might actually be totally fine and good? 
  (This is joke)

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 May 2024 2

  I wish this had more p*rn I wanted to see a full threesome why would Luca Guadagino deny me this :( 

  Also next time I’m caught in a love triangle, I know what to do….

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