Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Soderbergh doing a pop version of a John le Carré novel.

  Deeply hot and sexy.

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze 1991

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Not enough Ooze and too much Vanilla Ice.

  Lol for some reason I thought Bebop and Rocksteady were in this and man was I bummed out that they weren’t.

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  Francis, what the fuck lol?????

  Absolutely bonkers politics you’d expect from your democratic grandpa.

  This may be the movie that finally stops me from giving star ratings. 

  Insane that this exists; glad it does.

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  Exotica 1994

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2024

  Contains everything I love in a movie: 
  - mysterious female lead
  - women dancing in a strip club in the most unerotic way possible
  - a gay man trying to get dick at the ballet
  - people trapped by the trauma of their lives
  - this killer depressing line about you had no choice in being brought into this world but you do have a choice on leaving it. 

  Absolutely killer how the whole mystery unwinds and you realizing it wasn’t about the mystery anyways. If your film can make me think of Twin Peaks, Cronenberg’s Crash and Showgirls it was made for me!