Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  A perfect movie

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Captain America? His real name’s Clarence!

Popular reviews

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  Five Thirteen 2013

  ★½ Watched 06 Mar 2022

  This movie has a nearly incomprehensible plot, and Danny Trejo is literally in it for one scene. I bought this “Trejo Trio” DVD thinking I would get a chance to get my Trejo on, but I was bamboozled. Hoodwinked. Duped. Double-crossed.

  Trejo’s name is this movie is “El Loco”. He has three lines, and one of them is “I am El Loco.”

  I added half a star for the scene when Tom Sizemore gets shot in the face. It’s pretty wild. Also, Bokeem Woodbine is good.

  Would not recommend.

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  Throw Momma from the Train 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2024 1

  Danny DeVito is Danny DeLightful in this one. 

  Billy Crystal plays the character he always does-a poor man’s Jerry Seinfeld. 

  Really enjoyed this one. Some really big laughs.

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