Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sharknado 2013

  ½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I’m devastated this used to be my favourite movie as a kid, decided to rewatch it td and there are no words to describe how fucking shit this is.

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  The Expendables 3 2014

  ½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  It’s my 17th bday td, my mum was at work all day so I didn’t get to see her, now I’m drunk, just finished this terrible movie with my divorced father.  

  
  To top it off my best friend forgot my bday. 
  I don’t want to hear about this movie EVER again. 

  Edit: radio head just started playing in my AirPods so I guess it’s not a Terrible day 🙃

Popular reviews

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  Baywatch 2017

  ★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  Forgot how different Zac Efron looked before transforming into Wendy Williams.

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  Terminator: Dark Fate 2019

  ★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  Masc Mackenzie David was the only enjoyable aspect of this movie.