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Sorrentino. Aronofsky. Seidl. Haneke. von Trier. Stone. Cruise. Neeson. Chalamet.
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Parthenope 2024
Il cinema di Sorrentino è lo spirito d'Italia, e già socchiudere gli occhi un'offesa criminale contro quell'arte.
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Dear Evan Hansen 2021
It failed so hard at the stupid bullshit it tried to do that it accidentally did something brilliant, which I can only respect.
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The Whale 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A film you don't need to defend is a film not worth talking about.
This film will need defending because it will be attacked, ridiculed, parodied and memed. It will be called names. Oscar bait. Miserability porn. Pretentious art-house grind. Festival junk. During the screening I saw people sink ever deeper in their seats, quite a few even leave and not come back.
While all of that may seem just too fitting from the outside, none of it is true.…
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2:37 2006
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
My highlights from this iNtEnSe viewing experience:
- a guy with 2 urethras is mocked for pissing his pants which are beige, so he carries a replacement pair of pants which are also beige. He says he's had this problem for all his life and his parents tried everything to cover up the incidents to make every day life less humiliating for him but nothing worked.
BOTH his pants are beige.- a guy who is gay but denies it…
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