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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Gay ❤️

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  Was actually so scared the whole time that I couldn’t pay attention to the movie bc my eyes were closed for half of it.

Popular reviews

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  The Descent 2005

  ½ Watched 28 Feb 2024

  Utter shit. Underdeveloped characters so bland they felt like the seven dwarfs with bossy, spunky, brainy, doctory, nervy, and one other who was so forgettable I can’t even recall. Sarah’s character arch was underwhelming and unsurprising.

  I was holding out on the thought that maybe hot bloody women could at least safe it but while they were bloody, they were not hot. 

  It felt like I was forced to sit through “the grey” again but instead of a tundra it was a cave and instead of wolves is was naked men reminiscent of voldemort.

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  Requiem for a Dream 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jun 2022 3

  i feel like sarah goldfarb without the diet pills

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