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  The Alto Knights 2025

  ★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  2 hours of dialog vomiting.

  This movie sucked, 2 hours of absolute nothingness. Just a lot of fucking yapping about two gangster friends who are no longer friends and their entire life story. This was an absolute snoozfest, throw this trash on the tv if you're trying to take a nap.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Didn't love this one.

  Cool idea but it was just way too unserious for me. Marc Ruffalo sucks and so did his character. There wasn't really a whole lot that happened in this film, The unique idea was there, but the story didn't deliver for me. It felt like I was watching a combination of like WALL-E and Don't Look Up. Was kinda just a nothing burger which is disappointing because I was excited for this one. Better writing and this movie could have been so much better.

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025 4

  This one got me.
  A slow burner about a young single dad on vacation with his daughter. I don't really know what to say about this one. This movie cuts so deep man. It left me staring at the blank TV screen with a couple tears in my eyes. "I wish we could just stay here longer". Fuck, the last scene at the airport hits you like a rock, you can start to piece together what's really going on by the 3rd act, but even then it doesn't soften the blow. Everyone should watch this one.

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