Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  This movie was flat out disturbing. I was pretty rinsed when I watched this but It reminded me of the fucking goonies. Way over rated in my opinion even for a average score of 3.8

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  The Hitman's Bodyguard 2017

  ★★½ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  The only thing I liked about this movie was the constant action and car chase scenes which makes it actually fun to watch besides that,  Ryan Reynolds playing his classic moron role and somehow everything working out for him is definitely getting old. Some jokes gave me a chuckle not going to lie but that could of just been the 25mg of edibles I took before watching this.

Popular reviews

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  Carry-On 2024

  ½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  Goofy and utterly pathetic. Awful concept that just makes 0 sense. Watch this if you want to remind yourself of what a bad movie really is.

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★ Watched 04 Oct 2024 2

  Joaquin you are better than this.

  Had knowledge of this movie being bad in the beginning but this movie really sucked. No plot, no action, just shitty singing with the same music from the last movie. You basically just watch a court trial the whole time, while the joker conflicts with Arthur. And Arthur has a hard on for Harley Quinn. The guards in this movie cracked me up but with the slightest smirk on my face because I was…