Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hairspray 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  When Link took a bite from the chocolate bar Tracey had hidden under her pillow 🙂‍↕️😜😫

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  Constantine 2005

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  When the best performance for the whole run time comes from Lucifer!!! And he’s on screen for like 5 minutes!!!!

Popular reviews

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  Death Becomes Her 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  This happened to me once when I fell down the steps at the state library. There’s cctv footage of me LITERALLY snapping my neck back into place

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 May 2024 1

  There’s so much tension and head noise in tennis, it’s about time there’s a movie with it applied to the heart-wrenching nuances of relationships. I’m so gay and so straight. I love zendaya, I love grimy men <333