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Recent reviews

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  TBC

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  Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again 2018

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  TBC

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I don’t know what it is about these prequels, man. Why is the pacing so horrible? It felt more like Dune than Star Wars. Seeing Anakin absolutely fumble with Padmé was enraging. Otherwise, him getting those nasty red-orange eyes while killing some Jedi? Hell yeah. Hayden, come back and give us a rated-R Darth Vader.

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I don’t know what’s worse—day drinking and driving after this movie ends or punching a hole through my TV the minute any character appears on screen.

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