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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  i don’t have anything coherent so here r my general thoughts:
  1. the ship of theseus-ficiation of mickey went hard.
  2. gimme some of that oxy!!!!! undiluted pls!!
  3. steven yeun, may you always play the morally ambiguous yet ultimately loveable asshole.
  4. what’s up with robert pattinson’s voice like somebody give him a cigarette, i'm sorry (it’s okay i forgive him because his acting??? woah).
  4. toni, toni, toni baby i love u…pls never get botox, you are MEANT…

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  mid90s 2018

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  the soundtrack!!!! i was made nostalgic for a place i’ve never been to. minus 1 star for the kissing scene i hated that.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  its funny how the one thing i rarely felt in this film was the presence of God. a beautiful and cold construction of the ego-centric, racist and capitalist desecration of organised religion/faith. i also wonder what vape flavour that cardinal was hitting.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  nosferatu the type of guy to send you 50 ig requests with nudes and then hack your account don’t ask me why i think this way (i liked their outfits)

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