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the outlier of my depressive ramblings

Favorite films

  • The Ring
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Death Proof
  • The Strangers

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  • Anora

    ★★★½

  • We Live in Time

    ★★★

  • Apple Cider Vinegar

  • Kinda Pregnant

    ½

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  • Love & Death

    Love & Death

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    I think boredom would actually kill him.

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  • Apple Cider Vinegar

    Apple Cider Vinegar

    I’m immediately resentful because the whole pantry is such a good book name.

  • Kinda Pregnant

    Kinda Pregnant

    ½

    Genuinely, whatever happened to shame?

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  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    Protect all grandmothers.

    “United” States patriotism has always been a scam. BIPOC do not owe the colonized Americas anything, and immigrant workers are not the poster children of the supposed American dream. Capitalism is just slavery reimagined by the same nepotists who gentrified Native America. None of us asked to be born, so why ever make someone’s life harder by forcing them to bag someone’s shit at Walmart or otherwise starve without a trust fund to fall back on?

    I…

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    ★★★★

    I’m mourning the slice of cake that she/they/it (?) was unable to consume. Extraterrestrial gag reflexes are unaccustomed to sugar, so what will sustain their palate if not just terrorizing foreign colonies for bloodsport? Scarlett Johansson will get to the bottom of this and Disney’s corporate antics. 

    The depth of this movie is solidified by the idea that humans have the tendency to ruin everything that they can consume, but will willingly judge the food chains and customs of other…