Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★ Watched 03 Aug 2022

  Angelina babes, you’re better than this. We both know you weren’t born to play a side chick

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  The Desperate Hour 2021

  ★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2022

  Sorry but does this woman run 50k a day. Sis went out into the wilderness for a jog.

Popular reviews

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  Disturbia 2007

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 18 Jun 2017 1

  Pre-paper bag Shia is a blessing.

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  Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2017

  Amazing visuals, great characters (Bubbles stole the show!) just wish the story line was a littleee stronger. Also, it took me a while but I finally understand the hype about Cara's eyebrows. The girl's got some damn good eyebrows.