if he was a true lesbian he would’ve cut his finger nails 

he needs a manicure bootsss 

god knows how long his toe nails are 

nosferatu ass hoe

anyways 

what if he had acrylics … long acrylics 

oooooo mawmaaaa

that’s the complete unknown i wanna seee 

dylan goes electric ? dylan goes acrylic…..

anyways chile -

when the tea is chile and the finna is gag sis i’m dead as a chile 

also why tf did his ass post MACHINE…

#NeedDat
why nosferatu sound like luca guacamole? no shade #NeedDat tew

accidentally booked 3 tickets instead of 4 i was with my mom and sissies (i usually book three but my other sis came home and it slipped my mind no shadeee)
and i realized this just when we were taking our seats 
so i quickly said ill sit somewhere else dw
thank god we were 10 mins late so no one had to tell me that i was sitting…