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  • The Seventh Victim
  • Scarface
  • Rebecca
  • Anna Karenina

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  • Stargate Origins

    ★★

  • The Opening of Misty Beethoven

    ★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★★

  • Midas Man

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  • Stargate Origins

    Stargate Origins

    ★★

    Watched the movie version. Didn't entirely hate it, it was sorta like a decent enough fanfilm. Extremely cheap with the cheapest Stargate effect ever. A character in this has terrible fake old man make up with a terrible old man moustache for no reason. Couldn't they have just hired an actual old guy? A few randomly terrible worst-of-the-MCU lines out of nowhere - Ellie Gall (Catherine) got the absolute worse of them. She wasn't terrible, she was decent enough with…

  • The Opening of Misty Beethoven

    The Opening of Misty Beethoven

    ★★★★

    Fond memories of this so I decided to rewatch it. Here's a series of notes:

    - A fever dream film set in some type of sex-themed alternate universe. I suppose it's the alternate universe that all porn is set.
    - We use to be a real country (women with great bush in porn).
    - Loving shots of a woman putting on a strap on as 'You wanna love me and I wanna love you' plays.

    A quality film.

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  • King Richard and the Crusaders

    King Richard and the Crusaders

    ★★★★

    me: it's kinda mediocre

    also me: but it's pretty and in cinemascope

    me: you're right, give it 5 stars

  • What Is a Woman?

    What Is a Woman?

    What is a woman? A miserable pile of secrets.

    (That sure was an extended Jon Stewart-era Daily Show bit—right down to getting an incredibly cheap shot in by interviewing the Wolf Person. Although it still was probably slightly more intellectually honest than the typical Daily Show bit, but that's a really low bar.)

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