Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  much better on a rewatch when the high expectations from previous Eggers horror wasnt there lulz

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  save me pathetic robert pattinson, SAVE ME

  hes so hot i was lowk turned on

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Aug 2024 1

  ew, gross, 5 stars,

  everything about this movie is just so fucking crazy good, all the actors are just perfect and do everything right i feel like i experienced everything that happened in front of me i left the theater and was fully expecting to see the sparkle creature splatted on the ground,,,, there is not ONE bad shot for this entire fucking movie every frame could be hosted in a gallery i fear,,,, I'm a SLUT for creature shit…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025 1

  evil discord groomer ex-boyfried comes back to haunt newly (irl) married bpdemon girl -- [GILF, straight, biting, bloodletting, e-sex, ntr, occult, walked in on]

  as a vibes based reviewer this was awesome, i guess? i love castles and omg all the pretty dresses, but definitely not my favorite eggers film, needs more isolation and less revealing of the monster imo (although i recognize these aren't faults of the actual movie just my enjoyment)

  the sets and costumes and the script…