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Sooo cathartic. Didn't realize how much I needed this dynamic in a horror comedy.
Very cathartic and hilarious to see him beat the shit out of Dracula while saying affirmations 😭
"Full power motherfucker" and "Thank you Wiccan tumblr" are iconic lines.
Loved the ending of them using every weapon, (including smoothie-cubbing him??) cause 'killing vampires' myths are so confusing.
Wish the support group defended Robert from Dracula! So much comedy potential
Suspenseful all the way through. Brutal and darkly hilarious ending
The scene where Malorie decides neither Boy nor Girl would look during the rapids stuck with me for years. But I actually cried rewatching the scene where she's telling Girl she loves her 😭❤️ This movie is really good at getting emotional themes/relationships across through horror.
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SO GOOD! can't believe a silhouette of a guy waving could be so scary! And love the ending, just her staring at her husband. The rage of that 'I told you so' look.
Also loved that one line from Irina about how uncertainty forever about having a stalker would be the best outcome of that situation.
Also, that line from the husband about how 'at least she has the spider to keep her company' - man, that betrayal. Also the…
