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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!

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  Atlantis Rising 2017

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Turned this on because of this bloke’s wild hat. Learned that if a place has circles, there’s potential that place just might be Atlantas.

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  Raël: The Alien Prophet 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2024

  This cult says “look directly into your own butthole and you will find yourself. Also, aliens.”

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  Chopping Mall 1986

  ★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  Killer sentinel robots kill horny teens to an equally killer 80s synth soundtrack. The kind of 80s horror that pairs well with beer and pizza.

  That jock Mike really worked on chewing that gum. 

  “Thank you, have a nice day.”

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