Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Drain The Sunken Pirate City 2017

  ★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Port Royal sounds like a fun place, even through those British accents describing it.

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  White people sure do love tea.

Popular reviews

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  Raël: The Alien Prophet 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2024

  This cult says “look directly into your own butthole and you will find yourself. Also, aliens.”

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  Chopping Mall 1986

  ★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  Killer sentinel robots kill horny teens to an equally killer 80s synth soundtrack. The kind of 80s horror that pairs well with beer and pizza.

  That jock Mike really worked on chewing that gum. 

  “Thank you, have a nice day.”

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