Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I’ve had worse roomates

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  The most Stephen king Stephen king movie

Popular reviews

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  Added 7

  This is going to be the first movie to sell one trillion tickets.

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  Uncharted 2022

  Added 1

  I will be fucking screaming at this shit in the theatre. This looks like dogshit. The cast sucks ass. Shoulda been Nathan Fillion as Drake and Bryan Cranston as Sully. This is gonna make me scream. I will see it though.