Christopher Simpson

Christopher Simpson

80s films are the GOAT.

Favorite films

  • The Breakfast Club
  • Back to the Future
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  • Inglourious Basterds

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  • Green Street Hooligans

    ★★★★

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★★

  • Training Day

    ★★★★½

  • Monsters, Inc.

    ★★★★

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  • Green Street Hooligans

    Green Street Hooligans

    ★★★★

    Shannon is a proper cunt and essentially Pete’s death is her fault. Never liked the sulky bitch. 

    Frodo chinning folk will never not be mental.

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★★

    Captain America’s inability to defer from his moral compass pisses me off. I wish he’d just kill some fucker.

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  • Inside Out 2

    Inside Out 2

    ★★★★

    The Inside Out films are fantastic. This was a great sequel and I really hope there are more. Only gripe was that there wasn’t enough anger.

  • The Dig

    The Dig

    ★★★★½

    What a fucking film. Mix the pre-WWII era with archeology and you’ve given me one hell of hard on. 

    Mr Phillips is a big fat gimp and I hope his death was painful.

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