Simon Suminski

Simon Suminski

Favorite films

  • Bo Burnham: Inside
  • Get Out
  • Five Nights at Freddy's
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Baby Driver

    ★★★★★

  • Wicked

    ★★★

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    shit almost became mickey 69

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    ★★★★★

    oh baby, if only more movies had such a beautiful blend of music, sound design, and visual storytelling

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★½

    this was a joke(er)

    so it starts with this really fun and retro animation of joker grappling with his shadow somewhat following the events of the last film. awesome! very cute, very demure, very symbolic! we love this! 

    okay they took that two minute clip and made it into a two hour movie while throwing gaga in there just to stir the pot a little 🫥

    TOTALLY WORTH THE WATCH FOR THE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS CINEMATOGRAPHY.. but that’s about it 

  • The Apprentice

    The Apprentice

    ★★★★½

    i will never tire of the narrative of displaying a glamorous lifestyle, only to watch it become twisted and corrupt by the end. has to be one of my favorites because it really makes you understand why people do what they do and how easily it can blind you to the atrocities of the actions it takes to get there. 

    it’s truly mind-boggling how perfectly this encapsulates a villain origin story. I didn’t know what I was getting into when…