Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Funny Games 1997

  ★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Not bad but a bit too up itself

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  The Evil Dead 1981

  ★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Blood just doesn't drip down the lens the way it used to and I think thats a crying shame.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  SPECTACULAR. FILM OF THE YEAR. I WOULD GIVE 6 STARS IF I COULD (i was tear-jerkingly affronted with existential dread). PERFECTION.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Nov 2023

  "Lucky for you im a vampire"

  Sick, salacious, wicked, debauched and depraved. I am obsessed and a piece of my brain has been locked up in Saltburn. Freaky, hypnotising, carnal, and truly bizarre: I can feel Saltburn will be all I think about for the next week. Its gorgeous shots are burned into my retinas. I could not look away.