Simone :)

Simone :)

There is no spoon
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Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Twilight
  • Emma.
  • Frances Ha

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  • Going the Distance

    ★★

  • Queer

    ★★★

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    ★★★★½

  • Funny Games

    ★★★

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  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★

    Not bad but a bit too up itself

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★★

    Blood just doesn't drip down the lens the way it used to and I think thats a crying shame.

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    SPECTACULAR. FILM OF THE YEAR. I WOULD GIVE 6 STARS IF I COULD (i was tear-jerkingly affronted with existential dread). PERFECTION.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

    "Lucky for you im a vampire"

    Sick, salacious, wicked, debauched and depraved. I am obsessed and a piece of my brain has been locked up in Saltburn. Freaky, hypnotising, carnal, and truly bizarre: I can feel Saltburn will be all I think about for the next week. Its gorgeous shots are burned into my retinas. I could not look away.