Simon

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Favorite films

  • Once
  • The Jerk
  • Pom Poko
  • All That Jazz

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  • Eraserhead

    ★★★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★★★

  • Edward Scissorhands

    ★★★★

  • Waitress: The Musical

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  • Earth Girls Are Easy

    Earth Girls Are Easy

    Can be described as "Lynchian", if David Lynch were horny beyond belief.

  • Another Round

    Another Round

    ★★★★½

    Thinking about the time that I drank a pitcher of beer with some friends without realizing I had work in 15 minutes. I broke my personal best in sales that day. What's even more impressive is it was my first day, and coincidentally my last.

    Gotta love a movie that features Cissy Strut.

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  • Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands

    ★★★★

    Couldn't find a copy anywhere so I downloaded it off a sketchy site. It ended up being a bootleg of a movie called Sally Spoonhands, about a girl with spoons for hand. She was discovered and appeared on many news outlets for her charitable work in soup kitchens, and her help with digging projects... Only for her image in the public eye being soiled for always spraying water everywhere whenever she washed her hands. Truly sad, took me 40 minutes to realize it wasn't actually Edward Scissorhands.

  • The Jerk

    The Jerk

    ★★★★★

    You know it's a great movie when "it's your birthday, we can watch whatever you want" is the perfect excuse to watch it.

    (The Jerk is an art film)

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  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    ★★★★

    If you catch me trying to befriend the cockroach in my bathroom after watching this doc, mind your own business.

  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma

    ★★★½

    "Wow, really makes you think", I say as I open letterboxd a millisecond after the credits start in order to write a review that I desperately hope gets at least 1 like, and if doesn't, will delete out of shame.