Jess hates this account.
Freelance G&E
when paddington accidentally put on the flower hat I knew it was going to be good
at one point, shadow akira slides off the top of a skyscraper and that accounts for all five stars.
I mean, they got everything:
car puns
car racism
car elon musk
car john wick
car murder
sexy cars
the car mafia
and to top it off, they have the greatest, fastest protagonist of all time:
LIGHTNING FUCKING MCQUEEN.
I do not give a FUCK what you think, Cars is a top tier franchise. You could say I’m biased, since I sleep in a Lightning McQueen racecar bed each night, so I’ll admit it. I’m a simp for McQueen. If…