sirjalen

sirjalen

Favorite films

  • John Wick
  • John Wick: Chapter 2
  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
  • John Wick: Chapter 4

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  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★★

  • Moana 2

    ★★

  • Gladiator II

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  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★

    when paddington accidentally put on the flower hat I knew it was going to be good

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★★

    at one point, shadow akira slides off the top of a skyscraper and that accounts for all five stars.

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  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    ★★★★★

    I mean, they got everything:

    car puns
    car racism
    car elon musk
    car john wick
    car murder
    sexy cars
    the car mafia
    and to top it off, they have the greatest, fastest protagonist of all time:
    LIGHTNING FUCKING MCQUEEN.

    I do not give a FUCK what you think, Cars is a top tier franchise. You could say I’m biased, since I sleep in a Lightning McQueen racecar bed each night, so I’ll admit it. I’m a simp for McQueen. If…

  • Bidoof's Big Stand

    Bidoof's Big Stand

    ★★★★★

    Comparable to Passion of the Christ