sirjmike

sirjmike

This isn't every movie I've seen because I made this account in 2024. Adding films regularly to remedy that

Favorite films

  • Raising Arizona
  • Fargo
  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Bedazzled

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  • Dead Leaves

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Nessie & Me

    ★★

  • ¡Yo soy Boricua, pa' que tú lo sepas!

    ★★★½

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  • Dead Leaves

    Dead Leaves

    ★★★½

    I thought this was Gainax (for obvious reasons) until their logo wasn't in the obligatory long anime logo sequences at the beginning of the film. Felt like a mix between FLCL (show I really like) and Panty & Stocking (show I really don't like), which ended up balancing to "pretty good". The aesthetic and music were fucking amazing. Thinking on it now, my biggest problem was that it was at a very consistent level of insanity, not that that's bad but it never felt like it was rising in that fucking insanity. Very good film but probably better on drugs or something.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Spent the first forty five minutes wondering why the fuck Robert Pattinson was doing a squeaky British accent that made him sound like a bitch before remembering that Robert Pattinson is, in fact, British. Good movie, kind of annoying at times but the scenes that hit really hit.

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  • We Beat the Dream Team

    We Beat the Dream Team

    ★★★★

    Love you Larry Bird and love you Grant Hill

  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ½

    Fucking awful and boring in every way. My first experience with this film was being at my rich friend’s house and we usually played Xbox there but he wanted to watch the movie and we sat there waiting for the fucking gorilla to show up and he never did before I left. Watching the full movie later made it even worse. Complete dog shit. That friend is a drug dealer now btw

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