E Parker

E Parker

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Come and See
  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

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  • Rarity: Retro Video Game Collecting in the Modern Era

  • The Text

    ★★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★½

  • Until the Light Takes Us

    ★★★

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  • Rarity: Retro Video Game Collecting in the Modern Era

    Rarity: Retro Video Game Collecting in the Modern Era

    I've never before watched a documentary about a subject I know so much about that's so awful in nearly every possible way you want to make a documentary about the subject in retaliation to it.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★½

    Almost as fun as Megaopolis. Horrific, hyperactive cringe on an intergalactic scale but stays consistently hilarious in it's stupidity and how seriously it takes itself sometimes. Though disruptive audiences are always something I whine about, seeing this opening night with the most loud, autistic motherfuckers sitting next to us was nearly as entertaining as they were annoying; it's first-hand proof that this is the perfect movie for its target audience.

    The best part of the experience was seeing the trailer for the Zachary Levi autism boy movie before the start of the movie. Now that's what I call perfect marketing.

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  • Shrek Retold

    Shrek Retold

    Alright, I got this added into the database. I'm trying to get a poster and more cast information from the creators if at all possible. Thanks for your patience.

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    Maybe if it was 2011, people would actually give a shit about this.