Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Sam is definitely a power bottom

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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I just found out Rowley is friends with Greg again

  ZOO WEE MAMA

Popular reviews

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  The Godfather 1972

  ½ Watched 24 Aug 2023 3

  there’s a Barbie scene that pretty much explains my half star

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  My name is Cardinal Lawrence
  And I am a massive deal
  I will grind you to sand
  Beneath my Jesus heel

  This is what I get for helping
  Helping someone lame fit in
  Tremblay, enjoy your temporary win, mmm

  My name is Cardinal Lawrence
  This man is a fugly cow
  Hey Tedesco, how you like me now?

  I wanna watch the world burn
  I brought the gasoline
  I wanna watch the world burn
  And everyone get mean
  I wanna watch…

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