Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  only regina, karen & janis had any stage presence or charisma, cady couldn’t sing, act, or hold a scene (and her hair was WHACK the whole time 🤬), too many forced modern references that are gonna age like milk and are already cringe a year later (“she ate, like house down” 🤢), & visually BORING. costumes, hair, makeup, set, camerawork, WHACK. it’s so desperate to distinguish itself from the 2004 original but so many lines are word for word and literally frame for frame that it ends up constantly inviting comparison and it ALWAYS comes up short. this is destined to be forgotten

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  X 2022

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  horror films be like: what if there was an OLD WOMAN 🤯

Popular reviews

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  Downton Abbey: A New Era 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Apr 2022 2

  oh man it’s colonialism barbie but i eat that shit up every time

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  Our Ladies 2019

  ★★ Watched 31 Aug 2021

  girlbossing the hypersexualisation of minors and romanticising their predators is not a vibe, regardless of when it is set. very dodgy lesbian representation (coming from a lesbian) with a scarring cello scene that sexualises rather than celebrating us. many of the protagonists were unlikeable and had no development to make us like them, despite impeccable acting from all which, combined with beautiful cinematography, unfortunately wasn’t enough to redeem the film, in my view. I have not read the book, but from what I have seen I believe it may have transferred better to stage rather than to film.