Neva

Neva Pro

Film major who just wants to watch bad vampire movies

Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • The Neon Demon
  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

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  • Ichi the Killer

    ★★★½

  • Spider Baby

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Demon

    ★★★★

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  • Ichi the Killer

    Ichi the Killer

    ★★★½

    I love putting Ryan through extreme j-horror. Visitor Q is still going to stick with us longer but this one is a doozy.

  • The Demon

    The Demon

    ★★★★

    Sometimes you yearn so hard that you get possessed

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    As a neon demon stan, The Substance also hits. Both are essentially folktales that take place in LA about women succumbing to the male gaze. But I kept waiting for a rave scene to go with the cunty techno song they kept using. The body horror was crazy, Demi Moore was incredible. Last I saw of Qualley was Drive Away Dolls which is a funny contrast of her as an actress. The male caricatures took me out of it a…

  • Nine Days

    Nine Days

    ★★★★½

    I went from “oh sick, a crt tv wall and vhs tapes”
    To 
    Wow i cherish life and the memories we get to experience on earth and I’m so thankful i get to exist at the same time as you (sobbing heavily)