Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ichi the Killer 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I love putting Ryan through extreme j-horror. Visitor Q is still going to stick with us longer but this one is a doozy.

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  The Demon 1963

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Sometimes you yearn so hard that you get possessed

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  As a neon demon stan, The Substance also hits. Both are essentially folktales that take place in LA about women succumbing to the male gaze. But I kept waiting for a rave scene to go with the cunty techno song they kept using. The body horror was crazy, Demi Moore was incredible. Last I saw of Qualley was Drive Away Dolls which is a funny contrast of her as an actress. The male caricatures took me out of it a…

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  Nine Days 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Jul 2024

  I went from “oh sick, a crt tv wall and vhs tapes”
  To 
  Wow i cherish life and the memories we get to experience on earth and I’m so thankful i get to exist at the same time as you (sobbing heavily)