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Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • Om Shanti Om
  • House
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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  • This Is the Tom Green Documentary

    ★★★★½

  • Baby Invasion

    ★★

  • The Wrong Man

    ★★★★

  • I Vitelloni

    ★★★★½

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  • Om Shanti Om

    Om Shanti Om

    ★★★★★

    I’m basically convinced that this is the Bollywood film ever.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    Since a young child, film has been one of the most important facets, forms of escapism and inspirations and routes of creativity for my now adult life. One important franchise that played a big part into this was the Star Wars franchise. Seeing the original trilogy (New Hope, Empire, Return) as a child on those 3 VHS tapes was magnificent and for me joined the likes of Steven Spielberg's E.T. The Extraterrestrial and John Lasseter's Toy Story in films that…

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  • The Wrong Man

    The Wrong Man

    ★★★★

    Sure. When Hitchcock characters get white blindness for a criminal, it makes for masterful suspense.

    But I have white blindness for whites in general, and every Midwesterner I know acts like I just assumed they’re Klansman.

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ½

    “I mean can they just take this money and just build homeless shelters for people. Do something good with it. I don’t know… All that money just evaporates. Pay for people’s cancer drugs, build homeless shelters. Instead of cranking out a fucking terrible movie every 2 days. That no-one watches? Hollywood is the worst."

    - Mike Stoklasa (Half in the Bag: 2024 Stragglers)


    $320 Million dollars to make this had me thinking of this anecdote from Red Letter Media.

    The…

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  • Anytime is Ice Cream Time

    Anytime is Ice Cream Time

    ½

    Steve Cutts wishes so badly he could be Don Hertzfeldt.

  • Free Hugs

    Free Hugs

    ★★★★

    ┏┓
    ┃┃╱╲ In this
    ┃╱╱╲╲ house
    ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love
    ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
    ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
    Female Directors
    ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
    ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

    I decided to give this a watch in prep for Booksmart tonight. And if this movie is any indicator, I'm going to love Booksmart. Because this was very witty, had a great heart to it all and some solid performances. I also dug the editing as it got creative in spots and helped me appreciate it even more so. All in all, one of the better short-films I've seen.

    You can watch it here if you're interested:
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKvc2XzR5vw