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- I heard a joke somewhere that Aliens is better than Alien because they just added a fuck ton more aliens
- I was skeptical at first but goddamn were they right
- The aliens are soooooooo unsettling to me
- Def disturbed me in a great way
- I was convinced that Newt (Noot?) was gonna die because shes a little kid that Ripley got attached to
- But nah they didnt wanna kill a kid i guess
- Sigourney Weaver you are my beloved and I will die for you
- Final review: reccomend and rewatch
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- disappointed i was the only person in the theatre that laughed at the girl smoking a black n mild 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
- I love smart movies that treat me as a smart viewer
- it was so satisfying to make the connection between Isabel suffocating from being buried and Owen's asthma
- the ending made my bf curse A24 for blueballing him
- when the screen went black for the last time in my head i was screaming "if u…
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- Got tricked into watching it by my dad
- I forgot how bad marvel humor is like I predicted every joke because the setups were so obvious
- I swear I didn't even crack a smile, maybe it's cuz I was biased against it from the start, or maybe it was just that bad
- Like for real half the jokes were just "holy shit Kevin Bacon, guy look it's a celebrity doing something, YOOOO Kevin bacon moment"
- It's just whatever 🥱 so mad I saw this instead of Die Hard on Christmas night
- Final review: don't recommend and don't rewatch
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- Writing this as I sit in the theater, 40 minutes early to Blackberry
- The critics are once again shown to be incapable of accurately reviewing movies
- I adored this movie, as soon as it gets released on DVD I am getting a copy
- Charlie Day is an auteur and his style of movie is so unique and I can't wait to see his next project (please make another movie for the love of God)
- The…
