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Black Bag 2025
This was smart, sexy, and just a really good time. Fassbender and Blanchett are a goddamn power couple, and they really carry the whole show.
I wish I had more to say, but I don’t. I went in, I loved the acting and premise, and walked out having enjoyed myself a good bit. Worth it.
On the Patented 15-Point Rating Scale™️, this one gets 11.5/15.
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Presence 2024
I was intrigued by this from the ambiguous trailers, and ultimately, I think this delivers on a "cool-concept-low-budget" front.
The acting felt pretty natural throughout (the dialogue felt a bit off in parts, but that could be just me), though I wouldn't say any of the performances of the main cast stood out above the others. Everyone was here, doing their thing, and they did it well.
The direction/cinematography was pretty interesting, given the 'shtick' of the movie. I won't…
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Welp.
The acting was fantastic.
The sets were beautiful.
The costumes were amazing!
The soundtrack (and sound design) were all on point.And I didn’t like it.
I don’t know why. I love all of the pieces of this individually, but collected together. . . I didn’t. I haven’t seen the original Nosferatu, nor do I have much of an interest in rectifying that.
I guess I’m just not the target audience for this one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On the Patented 15-Point Rating Scale, this one gets a 6.5/15.
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The Brutalist 2024
I went into this movie relatively blind, aside from knowing that it’s about an architect who immigrates to the US around the time of the Second World War.
I gotta say - I’m glad into this without knowing too much. It is an “epic” in every sense of the word as it pertains to storytelling. The acting from Adrien Brody, Guy Pearce, and Felicity Jones was mesmerizing, haunting, and fascinating in equal doses. That’s not to say that the rest…
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