SkynNBonez

SkynNBonez

Favorite films

  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?
  • The Thing
  • Glory

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  • Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

    ★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★½

  • Fantastic Planet

    ★★★

  • Saturday Night

    ★★★★

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  • Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

    ★★

    You don’t need to watch it.
    I don’t plan to rewatch.
    Wouldn’t call it the worst movie ever though

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★½

    Beautiful set design and costuming, and I love the bits between Eberhart and Sievers.
    Aside from that, many bodily fluids of course - an excess in my opinion. Underwhelming storyline - to a point where I would still rather watch the old Nosferatu film, as I find the silent film era and their dramatic acting depicting the timeline to be more enjoyable than this.
    ***Jump scares do NOT get scarier the more you do them***
    Anyways I applaud Dafoe and Ineson, and I have no quarrel with Nicholas Hoult but damn bro do you really gotta shiver your drawers that much?

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★½

    Honestly needs MORE of Nosferatu, in the end it felt like less scenes than I expected had him actually involved. Nevertheless it is a piece of history one should enjoy at least once, and I love to think how this is a period piece from what is now a historical film itself - filmmakers of the 1920s depicting their portrayal of the early-mid 1800s!

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★½

    Cabbage Patch Kid

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