alex πŸ’€

alex πŸ’€

a lot of horror, and a lil bit of everything else πŸ“½πŸ‘»πŸŽ¬πŸ’€

Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Sleepaway Camp
  • Scooby-Doo
  • Scream

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  • Opus

    Opus

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    *Moretti is on screen during the listening party scene* oh god, The Weeknd looks terrible here

    ya know how la croix kinda tastes like not the fruit itself, but like it has the faint *memory* of a fruit? that kinda feels like the whole of this film. like it was weird in the same vein as cult-y popular picks like The Menu and Midsommar, but I left wanting weirder! BUT love Ayo Edebiri's final girl arc, and John Malkovich is…

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

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    new basic white guy halloween costume just dropped

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  • Companion

    Companion

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    detroit: become human, if it was very very sad and made me feel a little lonely and a lot angry at the audacity of cis straight men

  • The Strangers: Chapter 1

    The Strangers: Chapter 1

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    the one star I gave was for the incredible coughing cat meme face Madelaine Petsch made at the end

    I was SO excited because I liked the two previous Strangers movies...but this was PAINFUL. bad pacing, non-existant chemistry from the leads, and worst of all the advertising tricked us into believing that we were getting a hint of the killers' motives...what we actually got was a half-baked reboot attempt, sloppily copy-pasted from the form of the first. Can you believe there's two more of these coming?!

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