Jake Lopinot (clone)

Jake Lopinot (clone)

Welcome to my 2nd Letterboxd account! The reviews that I write are supposed to be dumb, funny, and not make sense what so ever. Enjoy :)

Favorite films

  • Morbius
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Bee Movie
  • Shrek

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  • John Wick

    ★★★½

  • The Hunger Games

    ★★★★

  • The Invisible Man

    ★★★

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★½

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  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★½

    (SUMMARY): The guy from Fortnite comes out of retirement as an assassin because his wife and dog died. He goes after the guys who killed his dog. 

    (REVIEW): I can’t believe they made a movie about a Fortnite skin. If the people who made this movie copied Fortnite, I will banned their Fortnite accounts. My dad’s, cousin’s, mail man’s, brother’s, dog sitter’s, friend’s, former roommate owns Epic Games. I rate the John Wick Fortnite movie a (900 V-bucks/10).

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games

    ★★★★

    (SUMMARY): A game is hosted every year. A girl’s sister gets chosen to participate. Then, the girl steals her sister’s spotlight on the national televised game show. And now she has to participate in a makeshift Fortnite game. 

    (REVIEW): Bro, this is nothing like Fortnite. I rate it a (3/10)

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