Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Vivarium 2019

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Stumbles out of the gate, picks up a good bit of momentum, and then trips and bangs its head really hard. Doink!

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  The Mummy 2017

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Alex Kurtzman came really close to achieving his goal of making the worst film you have ever seen, but 6 screenwriters will only get you so far

Popular reviews

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  Hall Pass 2011

  ½ Watched 27 Aug 2022 4

  Disgusting piece of shit

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  Marvel Studios Assembled: The Making of Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  ★ Watched 11 Sep 2022

  What a colossal waste of literally every resource that went into making this film.
  Don’t know why I bother with these BTS docs, you very rarely get any genuine insight into how the film is made, and when you do, you end up learning shit like “we couldn’t decide how we wanted to light this scene so we commissioned state-of-the-art technology that allowed us to choose in post.” Are you fucking kidding me?
  The way that all of the actors…

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