SlimmyShammy

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not everybody likes movies with a point

Favorite films

  • Se7en
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Titanic
  • Spider-Man

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  • The Lion King

    ½

  • The Lion King

    ★★★★

  • Presence

    ★★★

  • Empire of the Sun

    ★½

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  • Toy Story 2

    Toy Story 2

    ★★★★½

    Buzz Lightyear gets a boner at the end of this movie to infinity and beyond motherfucker

  • The Star Wars Holiday Special

    The Star Wars Holiday Special

    ½

    im gonna kill myself

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ½

    Ugly, incompetent dogshit

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★★

    It’s cold as fuck when Simba choked Scar out, that shit is crazy

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★

    Well, where do you start with this bad boy lol. It's a big beefy slice of film that I would say I am almost grossly unqualified to talk about. I'm still trying to think how much of the later third or so of the film is meant to be ironic. The depiction of Israel as a place to strive towards, the flowery speech at the end of the film, the immediate dissolution of the Van Buren family, the credits song…

  • The Return of Jafar

    The Return of Jafar

    ★½

    We regret to inform you it is Jafar