Jordan ✨

Jordan ✨

Favorite films

  • The Tree of Life
  • Good Will Hunting
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • This Is 40

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  • The Beekeeper

    ★★★

  • Andrew Schulz: LIFE

    ★★★★

  • Jamie Foxx: What Had Happened Was...

  • Kinda Pregnant

    ★★★½

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  • The Beekeeper

    The Beekeeper

    ★★★

    I laughed a lot in this and my father in law was not amused

  • Andrew Schulz: LIFE

    Andrew Schulz: LIFE

    ★★★★

    I laughed out HARD at this the whole time and cried at the end of their home movie. What a beautiful way to express one of the darkest experiences of your life.

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    This movie is so dysfunctional.  I am bothered by the pedophilia throughout the movie and hate the way the protagonist is so enamored with someone who treats him so poorly.  I was nearly crawling out of my skin waiting for this movie to end.  

    How can people celebrate pedophilia on screen, yet denounce it off screen in the name of social justice?  Sorry. Even though the movie had some pretty shots and Sufjan’s wonderful voice fills our ears does not mean that pedophilia is acceptable or remotely pretty. 

    NOPE.

  • Gotti

    Gotti

    ★★½

    I have never been so distracted by bad editing — both sound and video.


    Also, why Pitbull? Why?