Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  White Christmas 1954

  ★★ Watched 28 Dec 2023

  Uncut, pure schmaltz of the highest order. Unfortunately schmaltz is not my thing. Bing Crosby’s voice is so unbelievable though. A guy with a cool voice isn’t a movie but it earns like half a star.

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  Something to Sing About 1937

  Watched 06 Dec 2023

  Truly one of the last movies to ever be shown at the Orion Cinema in the Old City of Jerusalem before the British ended the mandate. How many movies had their posters shot to pieces during that conflict? I bet you couldn’t name five. These days the whole cinema’s a McDonald’s. Anyway, haven’t seen it.

Popular reviews

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  Golden Boy 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 May 2020

  Finally some representation for idiots like me who would absolutely ride their bike off a cliff at 250 mph because a hot girl basically dared us to.

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  The Men Who Stare at Goats 2009

  ★½ Watched 20 Aug 2019

  God what the fuck. Is this what an anti-war movie was in 2009. Why would anyone make this. This thing has less teeth than a bird.