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  • Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice

    ½

  • It

    ½

  • Children of the Corn

    ★★★★

  • Psycho

    ★★★

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  • Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice

    Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice

    ½

    More ridiculous than the first Children of the Corn, but less funny. 

    This movie contains the SWEATIEST sex scene I have ever seen— and it’s completely unnecessary. They add a goth kid to make the cult kids creepier, cause I guess there wasn’t enough of that? They also tried to explain the corn thing but came up with like three explanations and then never stuck to one— one of those explanations was that the corn demon was “ancient Indian magic”…

  • It

    It

    ½

    This was such an overstimulating movie. I feel like the problem with a lot of modern horror is there are no “quiet” scenes anymore. There’s no time to take in the movie or contemplate what is happening. Every scene felt like a climax— and that was annoying. The jump-scares were cheap but also simultaneously the best part of the movie. I wish Beverly was a better written character and not just some preteen’s wet dream of what a “cool girl” is. (But I also know she was written like that in the book too.)

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  • Barbie in the Nutcracker

    Barbie in the Nutcracker

    ★★½

    If I was the mouse king in that situation, I would also be stealing that locket.

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★

    I’m giving it three stars cause I only half watched this while my friends actually watched it. I feel like I actually saw a message in this film though. I don’t think the message is that Mormons are right or annoying Reddit atheists are right— I don’t think the movie is about who is right or wrong. I think the movie is about how some men hate women so much, that they will seek out very vulnerable women (like women…

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